Custody Battle between NBC and Conan's Triumph?

What fate awaits this faithful, if somewhat sarcastic Yugoslavian Mountain Hound, a frequent contributor to Late Night with Conan O’Brian?  Besides an uncanny resemblance to moi, he generously featured Bowser Beer in an interview he did with Hollywood’s D.O.G. fabulous pet boutique a few months back.  The interview can be seen on our News Page and I’m sure he tossed a few back Bower Beers after that long day of filming.  He acted like he couldn’t wait to get some.

Will he be considered “intellectual property” of NBC  (Wow!  I didn’t know he was that smart)  or will his handler, Robert Smigel maintain custody and be allowed to manage his appearances?  Perhaps his overly active libido or his infamous potty mouth has finally landed him in the doghouse.  He has no fans at the Westminster Dog Show and has insulted almost everyone he meets.

I think they should bring him back on American Idol and let him have a showdown with Simon.  Chomping on his trademark cigar, he would probably utter his famous catch phrase ‘for me to poop on’, as in “Simon, bring in the next contestant… for me to poop on”, followed by “I keed, I keed!!” (as in ‘just keeding!’)

We will miss you Conan and Triumph.  Note, in the interview, he did not want to poop on our Bowser Beer…..He liked it, he really, really liked it!

– Dax

To appreciate his comedic style and see why we’ll miss him, view the following hilarious interview: